“I’m hookin’ up wit my girl, Pauly is hookin’ up wit his girl; we’re gonna have sex… and that’s the SITUATION.”  -Mike “The Situation”

This show never ceases to amaze me.  What makes it that much more absurd is that these assCLOWNS are featured guests at the MTV New Years Eve Party.  Seriously?!?!?!  Hahaha!  It’s reasons like these (people) that I’m so “pessimistic”.  Hahaha.

My last “shitty” meal of ‘09 consisted of a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, a Double Stack, Value Fries, and 5 pc. SPICY Chicken Nuggets from WENDYS.  From here on out, a majority of my meals will be healthier and low cholesterol/calories.  My mission is to get more in shape.  Not like I’m in any shape, but in a better state than what I’m in now.  New Year’s Resolution?  I think not.  I tried it out in the summer of ‘08 and this past summer and it worked out okay, but when I get home for a month here, month there I get back in the cycle of value menus, buffets, and Pizza.  I wanna look like “The Situation”.  Hehehe.

2010 will consist of more touring with the band COBRA STARSHIP.  Staring Jan. 6th they’ll be performing a medley of “Hot Mess/Good Girls Gone Bad”, followed by a trip to the land of bad/bland food (with even shittier Ketchup, BUT better soda than the US): Europe.  The last show of the Euro tour will be in Amsterdam which means, yes, BAD DECISIONS (emphasis on the BAD with major sarcastic intent).  Then in March is a trip to Australia and Indonesia.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m super siked about it, but I’m more siked that I get my guitar which has been sitting at a friend’s place for about a month now.  Long story short: I won it/bought it on ebay where the seller is in Aus, and it was WAY cheaper to ship it to my friend’s house than to the U.S., seeing that I’d be there in March.  ANYWAY, then after that comes the Spring Tour, which, I can’t spill any details yet, but it’ll be a good time.  Summer?  Don’t know yet.  I don’t wanna say things here, and then with my luck something completely opposite will happen and then I look like the clownSHOE and not “The Situation”…

P.S. Thank you, Cobra Starship…