“Thespian this, Thespian that…”

Right now, I’m in a coffee shop borrowing their wireless nerd and enjoying a coffee.  ”Why don’t you just nerd at your house, theXrsNX?”, you ask?  Well, I wanted to get out of my house and clear my head and “get away”.  Anyway, in this coffee shop, there’s an upper level where there’s another room to nerd (which is where I’m at), and there are two “boys” and one female (from the local college) talking and socializing.  Basically, their banter is really pissing me off, and here’s why:

1.  They’re “thespians” so they’re acting certain moments out.
2.  One of the dudes has all of his shit at a table outside of this room, while hanging out in this room with his two companions (two of them are at a table that fits FIVE and the one in sprawled across the four person couch across from them).
3.   The “boys” are referring to sex as “dome”, as in, “I just want to take her home and get some ‘dome’…”  
4.  The two “boys” are trying to set up the female with a friend of theirs that they’re basically talking mad shit about.
5.  The dude who’s basically taking up two tables has one of those shitty longboard skateboards (showing he’s a poser and is just using the skateboard like a shitty college student does).
6.  The female was using the fan… pointing at herself.
7.  When they FINALLY left, she turned the fan off. 

Fuck these assholes.  Fuck them up their stupid asses.